STATS:

Punch: 69 Millitons

Jump: 69

Dress Size: 69

Hobbies: Gigli

Bike: 12 speed

With his cool dameener, and accessories to match, this guy's look just screams "Eric2K". It's all about the reflections for this one. (dameener, weener)

TECHNIQUE

Eric has a very lazery aproach to combat. Just don't catch one in the face.

ENd

Stop being a weiner and scroll out of here.